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Perfect for finishing into eye-catching paperweights, sassy desk stand-ups, or framed gallery pieces, these designs offer the ultimate creative escape during a marathon conference call. It is needlepoint tailored perfectly for the modern professional who knows that the best way to handle a heavy workload is with a sharp needle, a touch of nostalgia, and an even sharper sense of humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"this-meeting","title":"This meeting...","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor those days when your calendar is booked solid but your patience is running on empty, this canvas speaks the absolute truth. It features a beautifully clean, multi-colored border framing the ultimate corporate truth-bomb—minus any extra fluff or distractions. 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